April 5

Are you a man? Pee standing up!

Because the Bible tells me so… in addition to this rather loony fundamental baptist-separated pastor.

Now, I haven’t had a good laugh in a while, especially since Dell is going through all the reorganization due to massive rebootage failure (pink slips to a few good men & women this past week), so this was rather refreshing; kind of.

Check it:

[youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxcyqeRc-4[/youtube]

What’s even funnier is some of the comments:

I wish men would pisseth sitting down………..if you have ever used a public restroom you would know that these pissers have horrible aim and when I have to crap it takes a half a roll of toilet paer to cover the seat…………Pastor should I pee before I sit down to poop? I dont want to sin but every time I go to the bathroom one usually follows the other. Please pray for me I dont want to die on the toilet and go to hell because I pissethed while I poopethed and died of a herat attacheth.

and,

Is he reading from 1st Speculations or 2nd Opinions?

and,

I am a male. Sometimes in the morning and I’m still kinda tired I sit down for my morning pee because it’s safer, I don’t pee on the floor and stuff, is this a sin, should I stand to pee in the morning even if I’m really tired and I’m probably gonna end up peeing on the floor, or am I reading too much into this. Also, if I tell my wife to clean up my urine on the floor or seat is it here responsibility to be submissive and clean my piss?

Haha. There’s far too many to list.