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Dear Lord, I'm so lonely and really want a husband. Even if you have to make him fall from the sky, please introduce me to the man you created for me. Amen.
yes, I am the next Olympic star… no your not, and turn off that webcam
Marriage, day 58, Husband still knows how to seduce Wife
Little did she know that her new husband had a secret identity: SuperFly.
"Baby, please put me down! I am sorry for calling your "telekenesis" penchant stupid."
"He's right behind me, isn't he?"
"Look honey, it's just like Mission Impossible!"
"BEDBUGS!"
Dear Lord, I'm so lonely and really want a husband. Even if you have to make him fall from the sky, please introduce me to the man you created for me. Amen.
"Red Bull, It gave him wings"
"I knew I shouldn't have farted so aggressively . . ."
FTW!
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Terry Tate, Hotel Linebacker.
God give me strength.
wow…
look ma, no hands!
In case of rapture….
Tonight's the NIGHT!
Baby! I'm ready! Are you?
sorry if that crossed the line.
Oh my, I am so offended….Oh wait, no I'm not.
"I was sleeping so peacfully untill you sat down."
I was referring to those big pillow things that you Americans put in lakes, that you then jump onto and send some small kid flying.
I have such a headache that even the slightest shaking of the bed would make my head explode right now.
"k…now that he is floating, maybe if I concentrate a little harder he will shut up."
There is no Leroy, there is only Zuul.
peace|dewde
yeah!
No more coffee before bed
FTW
in sickness and health
in sickness and health
in sickness and health
…
Fantastic!
I'm so embarrassed…….
lele
Hotels.com what a way to go
puaha!