Caption Please.

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34 Responses to “Caption Please.”

  1. tonysteward February 26, 2009 at 11:28 PM #

    1. I knew I should have gotten that infection on my thumb checked out…
    2. My thumb is so pissed right now… (incredible hulk reference)

  2. Matt Harrell February 26, 2009 at 11:28 PM #

    Caption: John loves his "Lucky Godzilla Hairball". Dude, I hope you washed your hands after you touched that.

  3. Chris February 26, 2009 at 11:29 PM #

    This is nothing. You should have seen what came out of the other nostril!

  4. rickonline February 26, 2009 at 11:33 PM #

    @human3rror – "Dear @mrsbear will you marry me? I am really sorry I only have this alga to give you, but I did tattoo your name or my wrist, so that should prove my love to you! Also if you marry me I promise to only wear really dorky {but cool} computer nerd shirts everyday. And I'll only blog/tweet/email 324 hours per week! Plus these glasses make me look a like a ninja warrior super hero! And I haven't even started on my Brad Pitish smile!"

    @mrsbear – " sure, why not – but only if we can adopt @rick_smith!"

  5. bryan February 26, 2009 at 11:34 PM #

    st. patricks day cotton candy!!

    • Will Smidlein February 27, 2009 at 12:46 AM #

      Broccoli flavored!

  6. Ancoti February 26, 2009 at 11:37 PM #

    Seriously, it tastes just like chicken.

  7. David Porter February 26, 2009 at 11:41 PM #

    I haven't cleaned the lint out of my navel, in MANY years!

  8. Henry Zonio February 26, 2009 at 11:45 PM #

    Bob the Tomato when left out too long

  9. davidnorman February 27, 2009 at 12:01 AM #

    look. it's the same kind of egg that @loswhit came out of.

  10. jonese February 27, 2009 at 12:05 AM #

    This american style seaweed is funny tasting…. here try some….

  11. johnwyp February 27, 2009 at 12:12 AM #

    I don't use hair product. I rub some of this in my hair. Here, try some.

  12. johnwyp February 27, 2009 at 12:13 AM #

    I LOVE my Chia Pet! ch ch ch chia!

  13. chrishill February 27, 2009 at 12:27 AM #

    Just add water and sunlight to your cabbage patch fetus and watch it grow!!!

  14. leefields February 27, 2009 at 1:49 AM #

    3 rules…dont get him wet…dont feed him after midnight…keep him away from sunlight

  15. LisaJ February 27, 2009 at 2:43 AM #

    Don't worry, I'll just turn this into biofuel after lunch!

  16. dewde February 27, 2009 at 4:40 AM #

    http://dewde.com/2009/02/this-is-an-inside-joke/

    peace|dewde

  17. Phillip Gibb February 27, 2009 at 7:23 AM #

    Want my spinach candy floss?

  18. Aaron February 27, 2009 at 1:06 PM #

    "We've replaced John's regular loofa with a wad of algae. Let's see what happens."

  19. Jim February 27, 2009 at 2:02 PM #

    "@mrsbear this is for you"

  20. Steve Bradley February 27, 2009 at 2:20 PM #

    Here's the chunk of kryptonite I use to make Superman write all my blog posts! Of course, it's getting kinda moldy now…

    • human3rror February 28, 2009 at 9:58 AM #

      but… doesn't kryptonite kill superman?

  21. John Atkinson February 27, 2009 at 2:34 PM #

    Hey Honey, how long has this cauliflower been in the refrigerator?

  22. DreadedRafifi February 27, 2009 at 6:54 PM #

    Is that epic hate?

  23. Steve Bradley February 28, 2009 at 3:13 PM #

    Not if you keep it at an optimal distance [as if you didn't know this...] – then it merely weakens him, so he can't escape your blog posting dungeon… [insert 3vil laughter here]

  24. human3rror February 28, 2009 at 4:23 PM #

    dude. gross.

  25. dave8 February 28, 2009 at 6:09 PM #

    i have no caption. but i would love to know where your t-shirt came from :)

  26. 30tocure30 March 30, 2009 at 8:38 PM #

    What clogs the bathtub drain at Shrek's house.

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